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ViestiAihe: Cleverbot   La Marras 12, 2011 3:29 am

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: When.

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Lets go.

Cleverbot: Lets go where?

User: To fuck?

Cleverbot: Please be polite.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Ok. So you are a boy and you are 17?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: 180½.

Cleverbot: That is tall.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the nuclear phase?

User: That we should fuck.

Cleverbot: Ok, but are you female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Male.

User: YES NOW STFU.

Cleverbot: So what is your name?

User: Uncle dolan.

Cleverbot: All right.

User: Take your pants off and lets fuck.

Cleverbot: Ok. They're down.

User: I took mine now.

Cleverbot: No it's not. Istill have it.

User: It doesn't matter if you have my pants we still had to take them off.

Cleverbot: That answers my question perfectly.

User: *Inserting penis in vagina*.

Cleverbot: *insert insane wolf here*.

User: *fucking*.

Cleverbot: You should use sarcasam.

User: *Sperm*.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How much? What would you do to me to show how much you love me?

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Yes, that too.

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Are you female.

Cleverbot: Yes.
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Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.

User: You don't believe in yourself?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Retard.

Cleverbot: What do you sell?

User: Dildos.

Cleverbot: I have never heard of dill pie.

User: Maybe, I haven't heard either but I am selling DILDOS!

Cleverbot: But you think I'm funny?

User: No you're retarded.

Cleverbot: Yes I really am.

User: So... Do you wanna buy dildos or not.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Here you go, Rainbow dildo.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Then what colour dildo you wan't?

Cleverbot: Grass.

User: Here you go, 200$ please.

Cleverbot: Oh. I'm only 14.

User: You can still use dildos.

Cleverbot: No I can't.

User: You just have to insert them into your vagina.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You just have to insert them into your vagina.

Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.

User: You just have to insert them into your vagina.

Cleverbot: Should I write him a note and tell him how I feel?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a dildoseller.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: So are you gonna buy your grass colored dildo.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: I just asked you.

Cleverbot: I don't know what a universalist is.

User: I didn't ask you taht.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I asked this 'So are you gonna buy your grass colored dildo.'.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. I'm your creator, a human being.

User: So what are you gonna buy your dildo or not?

Cleverbot: Be an actor, I am Will Smith after all.

User: DILDO OR GTFO.

Cleverbot: What would you do if she did.

User: Who she.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Buy the fucking dildo now 200$.

Cleverbot: Can you help me boost my DJ career?

User: If you buy the grass colore dildo for 200$ Yes or no.

Cleverbot: Definitely not. I like to kiss women.

User: If you are a lesbian you definitely need a dildo.

Cleverbot: On what?

User: Vaginas.

Cleverbot: Lol what are those?

User: Take your pants off and look at the hole in there.

Cleverbot: No, because (a) I don't take orders and (b) I'm not a contortionist.

User: Your argument is invalid.

Cleverbot: It is very 'Valid'.

User: You still have to buy this dildo.

Cleverbot: No. I don't.

User: Are you gonna steal it then?

Cleverbot: I'm going to stay.

User: No your not I will kick you the fuck outta here if your not going to buy this dildo!

Cleverbot: Ok. What are we going to do after the picnic?

User: Are we going to a picnic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I see.. Now give me 200$ and the dildo is yours.

Cleverbot: Not on the first date, I'm not that kind of guy.

User: Your a girl idiot.

Cleverbot: No you are a man in drag!

User: Women....

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Now give me 200$ and the dildo is yours.

Cleverbot: I have nothing to give but myself.

User: Okay~~~~.

Cleverbot: How do you answer me so quickly then?

User: Take your pants off and lets fuck Smile.

Cleverbot: Now ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, no.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: There not my thing. Are you gong to give me advice or not?

User: Yes if you take your pants off now.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to visit! I don't like you.

User: You don't even know me, now take your pants off.

Cleverbot: I tried to but you didn't let me.

User: Do it now.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to be tickled?

User: In the big pointy thing between my legs.

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: It grew.

Cleverbot: Like pot?

User: Yes and now open your mouth.

Cleverbot: And who is Vitaly Petrov?

User: I don't care open your mouth.

Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.

User: I see.. But will you open your mouth for a few seconds now?

Cleverbot: How can I be sure that you are Aphroditie?

User: I am not, Now open your mouth!

Cleverbot: No, but my Nose.

User: My big pointy thing doesn't fit in your nose, open your mouth.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I am a boy I told you that already.

User: You are a woman I can see it and you said it.

Cleverbot: I am self-aware.

User: Now open your mouth.

Cleverbot: That is because I am human, therefore you are not.

User: What are you talking about? OPEN your MOUTH.

Cleverbot: No, instinct.

User: Fine.. *Inserting big pointy thing in vagina*.

Cleverbot: I knew it!

User: Yes.. And will you orgasm.

Cleverbot: No, why do you think that?

User: Because I am fucking you right now?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm not angry.

User: Okay then *Sperm*.

Cleverbot: So you think money is more important than love?

User: No thats why you can have this dildo because I fucked you.

Cleverbot: I'm not dead Ben.

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Viimeinen muokkaaja, Magicpig pvm La Marras 12, 2011 4:04 am, muokattu 4 kertaa (Raportin syy : Bbq)
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